• high school teacher:

    yeah i have a 4 year degree so you can call me Mr. Whatshisname and if you call me Frank that's disrespectful I'll give you detention for a week

  • college professor:

    hi i've got my Ph.D., i spent 10 years doing research, i have 7 patents and 26 published papers, and i was nationally recognized for my work. but you can call me Kim if you want.

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luvyourselfsomeesteem:

ramblingsofanurbanjawn:

I literally laugh out loud every time I see this set. 

a hidden meaning

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Jaime x Brienne + Text Posts

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sawamuraeijun:

it is september 20th, the technical start of the autumn season. you sigh to yourself, letting the baseball cap in your hands fall to the ground. it’s no longer summer. your hat is off your head, and not worn backwards. it is no longer time to fucking party.

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utenafanclub:

sabrinabea:

straightally:

imagine a cute girl werewolf tho. shed turn into a floofy dog. a big floofy dog to hug you. a cute girl that turns into a cute dog. wtf

Big….Brother…Edward

THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT

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world-shaker:

[leaves this here and backs away]

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raptorific:

If you ever want to see a nerd just barely manage to show restraint, say “Jimmy Lannister” in front of them. Or call Magneto “Magneetus.” Get something just barely wrong and watch as they try to decide whether it’s worth it to correct you. 

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haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

j-willikers:

wicked-mint-leaves:

kateevangelistaauthor:

This is SO cool that I just had to share.

you clever fuckers

my teacher used this today

W+H+I+S+K+E+Y
23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%

image

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